New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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