No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Did I show you my penis last night?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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