That's intense
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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