i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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