We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I want to fling myself into the sun
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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