i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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