best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
My breasts were aching with rage.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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