On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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