Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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