That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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