This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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