Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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