Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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