Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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