my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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