Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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