If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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