you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
We left an ass print on the piano.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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