4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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