Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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