love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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