The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Are we still banned from the library?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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