Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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