We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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