I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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