Porn is love you can see.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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