i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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