i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
So gin and wine won't be happening again
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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