I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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