Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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