You can't special order awesome
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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