I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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