I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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