I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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