This girl is more easily done than said...
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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