your thong is hanging out like whoa
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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