if i can run in heels then i can drive
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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