exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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