D3 body, D1 cock
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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