so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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