i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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