They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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