I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Randomize
