My nipple is on Facebook.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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