Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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