omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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