Define "chronic" masturbator.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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