You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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