Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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