Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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