Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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