So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so explain again why im purple
no
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
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