so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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